i barfeds in our rink
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
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