Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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