margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
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