Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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