"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
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