whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
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