We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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