i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
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