After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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