If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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