'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
Now: to brush my teeth, put on my grandma slippers and earplugs, masturbate to 50 Shades and then PTFO
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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