i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
Listen, dont tell me about your day or that your mom is in town. Don't ask me to drive you to the airport or proofread your paper. Text me when and only when you have a boner. Oh and take your pants off and leave your front door unlocked because I'm coming over.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
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