'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
I knew my chances of getting laid had increased after she walked into my room and yelled "DICK TIME"
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
For our 1st date, he tried to schedule a rock climbing. I suggested, "how about we meet at my place and you can scale Mt. Vagina?"
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
last night I used snow as a chaser
We’re leaving where are you
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