hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
Just puked most of my soul out..
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