He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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