Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
I spilled a beer on myself, so I went back to my place to change. The city marshall was at my door with a warrant. That beer cost me 760 bucks.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
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