We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Rocking a Headband at the strip club, because of Rock of Love this shit is like their kryptonite, I smell like stripper butter and back child support.
I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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