I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
The kids I taught this morning even knew i was drunk. One of them even said, and I quote, "You smell like my dad after he goes bowling."
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
turns out putting a tie on my unicorn onesie didn't make it acceptable "formal wear" and I found salsa in my cup holder
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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