Yo dont text me then not text me
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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