there was a trapeze. enough said
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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