I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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