You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
Hey. Hope youre not too hungover. Also, did you put a Christmas tree in my guest bathroom and cover it with condoms?
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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