Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
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