Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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