They should really pass out barf bags in church
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.
We are all done wearing pants today
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
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