Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
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