The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
this will be a night to untag.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
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