Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
Your topless pictures make me question reality
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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