I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
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