is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
Let's get the cat blown out
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
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