Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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