ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
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