I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
only if we run a train.
done.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
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