Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
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