She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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