what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
I touched a dick in church today
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
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