Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
We have so much sex to catch up on
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
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