is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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