At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
I woke up at 5am on my couch, naked, with a cereal bowl of water next to me. Apprently, drunk me thought I was a kitten last night. Super impressed I slept next to the bowl all night and didn't spill a drop.
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