I got her a Nickelback box set.
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
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