Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
Apparently this establishment won't let you rent a sailboat if you have been drinking rum all morning
Like, bro, how do you think I got the idea to go sailing
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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