normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
We found you passed out clutching your purse. There was 16oz of unopened cheddar cheese inside. You just kept saying SALSA YES.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
Two days ago a random guy asked me to sign his forehead 'cause he wanted to have the name of the prettiest girl in the bar on him and never wash it. I just saw him and my signature still there...
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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