her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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