Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
I think that's the first time i've seen 'you look like an ugly version of my ex' work as a pickup line
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
Can I color on your dick again?
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
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