What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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