You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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