I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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