What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
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