I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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