38 yer olds are good kisserssss
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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