walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
Randomize
