All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
You're a waste of cheezeits
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
Randomize
