i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
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