last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
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