sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Fine. I'll sleep in my office
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
I just puked in my courtyard and dripped toothpaste in my chest hair. You better be getting laid or this drunk is wasted.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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