apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
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